Not much but a nerd (If you're looking for the writings, it's @scmalarky)

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randomalistic:

joe-bidens-big-naturals:

Never use Surfshark VPN

I just wanted to make this post to warn yall about it, I am not a tech genius but I wanted to get a vpn and surfshark was one I knew about so i subscribed to them because it seemed ok, that was where I fucked up.

fast forward a year and now I am trying to cancel my yearly auto-renewing subscription which costs 70 fuckin bucks, didnt find much use in surfshark as it was too laggy when using its vpn services so i go to billing and try to cancel.

there was no cancel button so that was odd, and you cant turn off auto-renew so i figure ill just get rid of my card info so it cant charge me.

i cant or at least i cant figure out how.

I go to help and find the cancellation area after scrolling past why you should keep the subscription and it tells me to contact their live support to cancel, It requires my name and gmail, I know for a fact my gmail is correct but it says its wrong and that my name is wrong no matter how many ways I enter it and I cant find a possible username anywhere on the site i could use. Its for all practical reasons impossible for me to cancel, not just the fact I cant even talk to customer support, but the people on reddit that do, talk to a bot and then the agents take months to actually turn off the subscription so it charges again and there is no refunds.

dont use surfshark VPN

Important!

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gin-juice-tonic:

A drawing of Dipper and Grunkle Stan. Dipper is crying and yells at Stan, who is taken aback. Dipper says "How can you be so jovial about being trans all the time!"ALT
Dipper holds his hands up in frustration and continues "You're glad that you were born transgender? What's that even supposed to mean? I'm miserable about my body like- all the time! Am I supposed to be glad for that now?"ALT
Stan holds his hands up in a calm-down motion. He says "You're not supposed to be anything. I'm not the feelings police for pete's sake. I'm just old."ALT
Dipper calms down a little, but he's still a bit annoyed, and there's still leftover tears on his face. He says "And since you're old, I supposed you're supposed to know better than me. Is that it?"ALT
Stan looks at him and says "I don't know you better than you. But I've had a long time to get to know me. And what I know I am is a transsexual old fart."ALT
He continues to explain. "One day I started to look at myself and say This is just a part of who I am. A part that ain't changing. And I could summon up all the misery in the world about it, but it'd still be true. I'm not gonna act like it hasn't caused me plenty of grief in my life, but it's made me the man I am today. I literally wouldn't be me without it."ALT
Dipper looks away from Stan still looking frustrated. He rubs his arm.ALT
Stan looks at Dipper a little concerned, a little disappointed. Not disappointed at Dipper, but disappointed his words didn't appear to get through to him.ALT
Stan continues "Look, kid. Coming to embrace yourself as you are ain't easy. It's a real uphill climb. And sometimes you see people further up their hills smiling and laughing and having a good time, and it feels like they're just mocking you. Sometimes you want to wipe that smile off their jovial higher hill faces."ALT
Stan holds up one finger, like he's giving a lecture. He says "But a metaphorical sloped hill is a stupid place to have a fight. You'll probably fall off and metaphorically hurt yourself. the point I'm trying to make here is you should keep climbing."ALT
Stan looks up in the distance and shrugs one shoulder as he flaps his hand around. "And there will be you know, your peaks and your valleys- Maybe one day you're feeling great about yourself and Jerry from three doors down says you're the most beautiful woman he's ever known so you cut all your hair off and it never grows back quite the same way again. That's just a part of life."ALT
He smiles gently and makes a motion of his finger demonstrating peaks and valleys going upward. He says "But that's the thing about climbing uphill, right? The peaks get higher and the valleys get less low."ALT
He leans in toward Dipper and comfortingly puts a hand on Dipper's hat. He looks at him, still with a gentle smile, and says "What I'm trying to say is, whether you want to push me off my smug little hill or not. It gets better, Dipper. I promise you." Dipper looks up at him with a small, still a little sad smile.ALT
Dipper says "Thanks Grunkle Stan... I don't really want to push you off a hill or anything." He adds, "Metaphorically". Stan smiles and points at him and says "Good cause I got more trans jokes I want to tell you."ALT

this is a redo of an old post. it deals with more negative feelings than usual for the trans stuff but, those feelings are important too

toskarin:

toskarin:

the improv impulse is so dangerous. one time a little kid asked me where the friend I was with went (she walked off to grab drinks for us) and, before I could think about why this was a bad idea, I pointed to the river and said “I drowned her” complete with a motion of pushing down someone’s shoulders

for whatever reason my next instinct when I realised that sounded insane wasn’t to say that I was kidding, but to panic and add that a police officer was watching and told me it was okay

vaspider:

cruciatusforeplay:

questbedhead:

were–ralph:

faithful-discord:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

i have a completely normal coworker who does music and stuff and its good music and i want to send my army of followers to his video on yt and just +like it or something. something to boost him in the algorithm

the issue is no one can let him know this second life i live on the internet because if he finds out i have 25k followers on tumblr or 10k on twitter etc then the questions will flow and i will not be prepared for the conversation about werewolves that follows

Ok heres the video, just +like it and if you want to comment just say you’re from reddit or facebook or somewhere

If someone DOES want to share it to reddit that’d be awesome and I’d love you but I dont have an active account there

Just enjoy the music yall. Its honestly really good if you like some classic sounding R&B. The man’s voice reminds me of usher to some extent with a little more gravel. Its honestly just sex. Its really really good and he only have 114 subs and the video only has like 90ish likes or something. Honestly its sad. He sounds amazing.

Yes!! Hes REALLY good and his music is giving 90’s RnB. It’s fantastic and his voice is great and I really want him to blow up

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Also here’s his Spotify for those of you wanting to add it to your likes and your playlists

Me: aww man this is so sweet

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Two comments down:

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Fucking howled with laughter.

Like a w

A we

Like a werew

the-haiku-bot:

predatory-lesbians:

lazarus—rising:

predatory-lesbians:

predatory-lesbians:

lazarus—rising:

lazarus—rising:

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

is she single

tell her i said, “hey”

I SHOWED HER THIS she said “thats cute i like that” and “just dont post my picture okay” 😭

thats okay im sure she is beautiful and i love her very much

thats okay im sure

she is beautiful and i

love her very much

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

sayruq:

sayruq:

The U.S. will use its veto power against a Palestinian bid to be recognized as a member state of the United Nations during a vote at the Security Council expected to take place Thursday evening.

Vedant Patel, principal deputy spokesperson for the State Department, described as premature an effort by the Palestinian Authority (PA) to gain member status at the U.N.

He said there was not unanimity among the Security Council’s 15 members that the Palestinian Authority had met the criteria for membership, with unresolved questions over the governance of the Gaza Strip, where Israel is in a war to defeat and eliminate the controlling power, Hamas.

“And for that reason, the United States is voting no on this proposed Security Council resolution,” Patel said.

Earlier it was revealed that the United States was secretly pressuring other members of the Security Council to shoot down a Palestinian state membership so the US wouldn’t have to use its veto as that would lead to a wave of local and international criticism for Joe Biden.

United States vetoes Security Council resolution recommending observer State of Palestine be granted full United Nations membership

Result of the vote:

IN FAVOR: 12
AGAINST: 1
ABSTAIN: 2

In a vote of 12 in favour to one against, with two abstentions, the Council did not adopt a draft resolution that would have recommended the General Assembly to hold a vote with the broader UN membership to allow Palestine to join as a full UN Member State.

The draft resolution is among the shortest in the Council’s history: “The Security Council, having examined the application of the State of Palestine for admission to the United Nations (S/2011/592), recommends to the General Assembly that the State of Palestine be admitted to membership in the United Nations.”

For a draft resolution to pass, the Council must have at least nine members in favour and none of its permanent members – China, France, Russia, United Kingdom, United States – using their veto power.

aroaessidhe:

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aro & ace books with a university setting!

  • Ace of Hearts - m/f marriage of convenience romance, sex-repulsed ace MC
  • Dear Wendy - two aroace MCs, friendship/anonymous rivalry
  • Loveless - aroace coming-of-age/coming out
  • Is Love The Answer - aroace coming-of-age/coming out
  • Tears In The Water - identity questioning & sports romance, with an acespec MC, demi LI, and aroace side characater
  • The Society for Soulless Girls - witchy thriller, one MC is maybe ace/demi (though it doesn’t really solidify if she is or not)
  • Let’s Talk About Love - m/f romance with a biace MC
  • Create My Own Perfection - fantasy short story with an aroace MC
  • Fallen Thorns - paranormal coming of age with an aroace MC

#aspec books / aspec database

buggachat:

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Part 206 of my bakery “enemies” au!

THE END!! I can’t believe I finally completed this. When I first started this comic, I had no idea that it would end up being this long. A little over 3 years and over 200 parts, so around 2000 panels. (My folder that holds all my files relating to this comic is 3 GB with 2,017 items….). I honestly can’t believe that I managed to stick around to the end of this. Thank you all so much for the support, I never imagined that so many people would care about this comic when I started it!

Of course, there are still some loose threads. The kwamis and Nathalie for example, but the core of this series has always been about the emotional conflict between Marinette and Adrien, and that has been resolved. I have some epilogue ideas to cover those loose ends, but this comic has already taken so much of my time and I’m not sure I want to promise that I’ll get around to it. … But who knows. Maybe!

For now, Adrien and Marinette will get some long-deserved rest.

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stuffforthestash:

I saw a post about tumblr user ages…

and it got me wondering: what’s the distribution for my little corner of the internet? So hey for science, which one are you?

Boomer (born 1946 to 1964)

Gen X (born 1964 to 1980)

Elder Millennial (born 1981 to 1985)

Regular Millennial (born 1985 to 1996)

Gen Z (born 1997 to 2012)

Reblogs are welcomed for that sweet, sweet increased data pool (aka getting more than 20 responses 😅)